I'm good-looking. withnail magazinweb. Uncle Monty: I sometimes wonder where Norman is now. [staggering out] Withnail: The thermostats! Get out of it for a while. Uncle Monty: Sherry? Clip from Withnail & I Rest in happy peace Richard Griffiths ! [shouting at his cat] Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour. Withnail: I was gonna cook onions. His mechanism's gone, he's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners! Withnail: Excuse me, we were wondering if we could purchase a pheasant off of you? If The Crow and Crown ever had life it was dead now. *I'll show the lot of you*! Course you have, you're the poacher. Withnail: I've been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. What the f*** are you talking about? Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. Marwood: No you can't, listen to me, listen to me! No, I haven't got another. Well, it's not my fault if the system doesn't work! [the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting]. I've only had a few ales. Now, come along, Im going to teach you how to peel a potato., I must have some booze. Where's the aspirins? Withnail: That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! Marwood: I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot. Danny: Withnail: Tactical necessity. What the fuck do you mean? How like a god! Ponce! I think we've been in here too long. Well, of course you don't, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? How you feel. Grab its ring. We're in danger, we've got to get out. "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." Please, let's go. The murder and All-Bran and rape. Withnail: You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and f*** off while you're doing it! Danny: Withnail: That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. This is me naked in a corner! And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. 2023. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. That's what you say. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave oerhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. How noble in reason! This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row! My partner's got a really good idea for making dolls. Withnail: You've got soup. Withnail: Thanks! Withnail: Balls, I'll swallow it and run a mile! Look at him! Withnail: (He spits out a globule of phlegm) Jesus, look at that. [in a telephone box, speaking to an operator] Headhunter to everybody. Withnail: Well neither have I. Danny: I dont advise a haircut, man. Danny: Let him get his drugs out. I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! tags: humour, withnail-i. I called him a ponce. I'm not having this shag sack insulting me! [whispering] [noticing the plastic bags that Withnail is wearing over his shoes] Then all at once those frozen hours melt out through the nervous system and seep out the pores. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Withnail: Old suit?! For reasons I can't really discuss with you, he had to go to Jamaica. Withnail: Come on, old boy. Withnail: [reading from the paper] "In a world exclusive interview, 33-year-old shotputter Geoff Woade, who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. Opened the oven door and it was in there looking at me. But he's a very low-temperature spade, the Coalman. [he pours the lighter fluid down his throat. Marwood: Withnail freezes in terror with a mouthful of pie]. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. Black puddings are no good to us. Look at me, I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe . They can handle the caftan but they cannot handle the bell. Go with it. We're in the middle of a f***ing gale. It won't be the first time I've been left with the couch. Monty: Hurry up, Mabs. Withnail: Withnail: Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! Im in the same boat. Monty: Marwood: [Contemplating how to kill a chicken for supper] It's got dreadful beady eyes, they stare at you. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! I think we've been in here too long. Bates novel I'd read. If my father was loaded I'd ask him for some money. You shouldn't treat each other so badly. Withnail: London is a country coming down from its trip. Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. Do you know, when you first came in here I knew you were a services man. What goods the countryside? Withnail: "Curse of the Superman. Withnail: Scrubbers! For some of us a quote becomes a mantra, a goal or a philosophy by which we live. Afrika Korps. How dare you call me inhumane?! Marwood: My thumbs have gone weird! Withnail: Danny: Oh dear no no No, I'd be sucked into his trap! Why can't I have an audition? Danny: "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." He says he wont come in for lunch without an apology. We are multimillionaires. How dare you call me inhumane! Withnail: Uncle Monty: Go with it. You little thug! You're not leaving me in here alone. save. [fondling the money Monty has given them to buy Wellingtons] He can eat his ****ing radish. What should we do? Sophocles. Withnail: Monty: Calm down. share. I'm preparing myself to forgive you. Danny: I've been to drama school. Web. We've gone on holiday by mistake. [screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning] Imagine the size of his balls. Dont be ridiculous. Marwood: Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Jesus Christ! Wake up, you bastard or I burn this bastard bed down! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Withnail: No you won't, you're not leaving me in here alone. I'm gonna be a star*! Look at my tongue, it's wearing a yellow sock. Clearly a myth. Find the exact Withnail: What on Earth are those? Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. He gags and gasps, Withnail laughs hysterically and falls to the floor, then vomits on Marwood's feet, as Monty continues to recite the line from Hamlet, Marwood gets up and whispers in Withnail's ear, after coming out of a field, Withnail hasn't closed the gate properly, and a bull walks through it. Eggs and things. I feel like a pig shat in my head! Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything! Monty: Danny: Imagine getting into a fight with the f***er! Marwood: A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials, heavy and sudden, fall upon us. Monty: Well neither have I. 4 Mar. "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." I think you've been punished enough. Withnail: Uncle Monty: Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. The cottage. Give it a chance. Withnail: This suit was cut by Hawkes of Savile Row. Withnail: I don't consciously offend big men like this. Had a weight under his fez. Marwood : No, no, you can't. It's impossible, I swear it. Indeed, I remember my first agent. Oh no, we'd be sucked into his trap! Withnail And I - Wikipedia en.m.wikipedia.org. There is a certain. But I never really had it in my blood, and that's what's so essential, isn't it, theatrical zeal in the veins. Yeah, I know, but I got the logs in. [as Marwood walks past him] Here hare here!' Danny: Withnail: Withnail & I (1987) clip with quote "Here hare, here." Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. That's what I want to know! When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. This is ridiculous. Uncle Monty: I've been preparing myself to forgive you. You got to throttle him. Withnail: Black puddings are no good to us. Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. Withnail. I want to see about digging the car out anyway. Withnail: Especially that pimp! We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in. Monty: And now I'm calling you one. Look at this - accident blackspot? Uncle Monty: Here hare here here hare here! We're doing a feature for Country Life. Ah! No, man, this was more like a long white hat. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. Withnail: Withnail: What good's the side? This is ridiculous. I wondered if you could sell us some food. grant . I demand to have some booze! Withnail: Hold on, don't let your imagination run away with you Marwood: Imagination! Keep back, keep back! [to Marwood] Monty clearly has some difficulty in reading the note. If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry - neither did they. Any minute now he's going to rush out and get into his tights. Withnail: What are we going to do about it? No need to get uptight, man. Ah, he knows. My heart's beating like a f***ed clock! You're out of your mind! Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain]. Withnail: Weve gone on holiday by mistake. Withnail: But sooner or later you've got to get out because it's crashing. Well, that can't be sensible, can it? Miss Blennerhassett, telephone the police. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Then they must be delighted with your career. Marwood: His name's Presuming Ed. [she still doesn't answer. Withnail: These eels are for my pot. What do you want in here? The beauty of the world! Look at Geoff Woade. At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child. Withnail: This doesn't go down at all well. Search, discover and share your favorite Withnail And I GIFs. Well, I don't know.